https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay daily 0.75 2026-02-12 https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/ihraynb1wcpbpp0k4cr2e2sie69r0l monthly 0.5 2026-01-11 https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/pye8m1cvgrzxxyciz7jxrbvjdk85a4 monthly 0.5 2026-01-11 https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/8edt2xf3cqv5wpc2j3tzz9ji31ohwq monthly 0.5 2026-01-07 https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/chyccs1j1xmju7phe2a4mgryjzpmdx monthly 0.5 2026-01-04 https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/3oyzqxl5cwayrwvdwztkfiy2v1jqa9 monthly 0.5 2026-01-04 https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/nqdf694kvikyq01skugfetogjxgiiw monthly 0.5 2025-12-29 https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/insane-in-the-brain monthly 0.5 2025-12-24 https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/56u5ayosc84vrdmwlfji04edbp9uvv monthly 0.5 2025-12-24 https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/im-that-ninja monthly 0.5 2025-12-14 https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/my-ninjas monthly 0.5 2025-12-11 https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/one-dreep-after-another monthly 0.5 2025-12-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/c921bad5-3df8-465e-9d1b-1a01a2ea3d7f/Gemini_Generated_Image_z5ce9yz5ce9yz5ce.png J'essays - One dreep after another - Make it stand out It takes a no limit spiritual soulja to refuse to tolerate a life of one DREEP after another. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/88651a68-fb81-4017-8eb8-98cbfa282487/IMG_4541.jpg J'essays - One dreep after another - Make it stand out I bothered to put on this silly monkey suit for my public defender job shadow and the fancy white lady prosecutor—who turned out to be super chill—confused me for an accused criminal instead of the veteran lawyer that I am. To be fair, I am wearing a zip-on tie. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/i-hear-you monthly 0.5 2025-12-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/09596eb4-2a95-4c2e-ac15-9893a65ec8b3/Gemini_Generated_Image_1dfauv1dfauv1dfa.png J'essays - I hear you - Make it stand out I don’t know whether humans born with penises should get to compete in sports against humans born without one. But I do know we should at least hear everyone out. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/dreep monthly 0.5 2025-12-01 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/5ed022c5-b59c-4444-89da-6fd06003fcc7/Gemini_Generated_Image_kgyo13kgyo13kgyo.png J'essays - Dreep - Make it stand out Dreep is an old Scottish word meaning “to lower oneself.” DREEP is an acronym I made up to help men rise to spiritual freeeeeeeeedom! And yes, Mel Gibson is an antisemite so I don’t rock with him, but Braveheart was a mega banger so I’m keeping the battle cry and leaving the dude. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/retarder monthly 0.5 2025-11-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/207b7e90-ae63-47f0-b395-1a164ef67e0c/Gemini_Generated_Image_u6jylhu6jylhu6jy.png J'essays - Retarder - Make it stand out Trump loves kicking around the R-word, so I looked up the definition and it turns out the shoe kinda fits. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/think-like-a-white-lady-act-like-a-na monthly 0.5 2025-11-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/814e7318-cc87-4dc2-bc5a-5576d6688109/Gemini_Generated_Image_tmm87ktmm87ktmm8.png J'essays - Think like a white lady, act like a n***a - Make it stand out I called in the spirit of my wise meathead best friend to help me deal with adversity, and the pretend version of him advised me to lean in to my roots. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/20d2583d-ffbd-4833-aadb-4843fc90ad3f/IMG_8657.png J'essays - Think like a white lady, act like a n***a - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/will-paperwork-for-food monthly 0.5 2025-12-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/817cc00e-cd74-4f67-87fc-a2cef333e206/Gemini_Generated_Image_r5jjkar5jjkar5jj.png J'essays - Will (paper)work for food - Make it stand out I was a mid-high-flying lawyer who lost his mojo and couldn’t get a job that paid a living wage. Now I’m just grateful I can do paperwork again to feed my family—at least until the Trump administration selects me as the tribute from District 8. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/daddy-a-thug monthly 0.5 2025-11-24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/c4317e23-0e16-40c6-89af-b4bfede72725/Gemini_Generated_Image_k2qli7k2qli7k2ql.png J'essays - Daddy a thug - Make it stand out It recently hit me that my fancy, estranged daughter—now a woman grown, whom I used to spend Thanksgiving with but haven’t seen in six years—thinks I’m out here livin’ that thug lyfe like ’Pac. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/three-amigos monthly 0.5 2025-11-23 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/076d49cf-0448-4fd5-87d4-4b879da44bed/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+22%2C+2025%2C+05_40_27+PM.png J'essays - Three amigos - Make it stand out Three friends around my age died unexpectedly this past year, and it’s already been three years since Takeoff—from my favorite non–old-skool rap group, Migos—passed. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/american-revolution monthly 0.5 2025-11-21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/8c1515d5-b938-42e0-beb7-5004a6d1c925/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+21%2C+2025%2C+02_28_06+PM.png J'essays - American revolution - Make it stand out As a Hamilton head, I was struck by an interview where documentarian Ken Burns argued the American Revolution was driven less by ideals and more by land and money. While Lin-Manuel Miranda may have taken some historical liberties in Hamilton, he understood a deeper truth: history doesn’t repeat—it rhymes. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/pubes-n-porn monthly 0.5 2025-11-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/12dd0296-54d3-485c-94c9-70be865c259e/Gemini_Generated_Image_adjbduadjbduadjb.png J'essays - Pubes ‘n’ porn - Make it stand out At some point during our candid conversation about STIs, my teenage boys and I formed a pretend alt-rock band called Big J and the Burning Sensations. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/whats-happening monthly 0.5 2025-11-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/45610798-8c3b-46a4-8efd-f45b648f3c41/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+19%2C+2025%2C+03_01_03+PM.png J'essays - What’s happening?! - Make it stand out Warriors head coach Steve Kerr is one of my heroes. But his recent quote conceding to corporate values had me asking what’s happening?! Maybe that’s why ChatGPT made him look so grim in this here illustration. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/seven-sinners monthly 0.5 2025-11-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/fefd74ec-cc83-443c-b2b2-7703a42281d0/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+17%2C+2025%2C+02_37_51+PM.png J'essays - Seven sinners - Make it stand out S&P 500 corporations sin way worse than Smoke and Stack from Sinners—and the Smokestack Twins stayed booked and busy in that department. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/blackrocked monthly 0.5 2025-11-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/e718a2e2-3d8b-4bfc-b99d-83b31301fb48/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+16%2C+2025%2C+05_09_53+PM.png J'essays - BlackRocked - Make it stand out I thought BlackRock sounded like an awesome company because I love both blacks and rocks, but turns out it’s a mega predatory corporation that collapes communities. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/my-fathers-eyes monthly 0.5 2025-11-16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/6f3aa38c-8407-40af-a6cf-17109ad71bd0/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+15%2C+2025%2C+02_18_41+PM.png J'essays - My father’s eyes - Make it stand out Until recently, I was way more focused on capturing photos of my kids for the ‘gram than on actually being present as a parent. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/reality-check monthly 0.5 2025-11-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/419c2b51-b4bf-4195-aa6c-9a41090918f8/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+13%2C+2025%2C+11_14_44+PM.png J'essays - Reality check - Make it stand out I saw Stevie Nicks in concert, and while I enjoyed the show, I’m still wrestling with the reality that she somehow sounded better live—at seventy-seven—than she did on the studio recordings from her prime. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/loves-in-need-of-love monthly 0.5 2025-11-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/79b46a33-681d-4636-bdfc-455e9dbaa9a8/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+11%2C+2025%2C+06_03_58+PM.png J'essays - Love’s in need of love - Make it stand out Instead of protesting, I lead with my heart and choose love. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/regret monthly 0.5 2025-11-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/d496870d-f085-442f-8fb8-a5e5000c7cba/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+10%2C+2025%2C+07_16_29+PM.png J'essays - Regret - Make it stand out Sike! I don’t regret not voting for Kamala one bit, as I believe she would’ve been a way worse president than Trump, who also didn’t get my vote. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/hella-greedy monthly 0.5 2025-11-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/c70f30a2-036e-4b97-94ac-6febd18dd14a/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+9%2C+2025%2C+03_50_28+PM.png J'essays - Hella greedy - Make it stand out I’m so greedy that if was a cartoon I’d be Greedy Smurf. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/racish monthly 0.5 2025-11-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/68929628-5ec7-4e45-a3ed-b37f7fa5a98c/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+5%2C+2025%2C+03_49_57+PM.png J'essays - Racish - Make it stand out Jam me up, and I’ll coin a term then turn you into a cautionary tale—just like the Karen who works for my landlord and threatened to not renew my lease on some racish bs. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/zrciurno9i8xy0bl5nvxwf1a1rg62r monthly 0.5 2025-11-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/848c2ab1-5e1f-414f-a013-2c29cca20371/ChatGPT+Image+Nov+2%2C+2025%2C+11_49_50+AM.png J'essays - Six seven - Make it stand out Somehow, Halloween got even more absurd than the 6–7 craze sweeping the nation. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/food-freedom monthly 0.5 2025-10-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/5ae22f04-6b19-4ae0-97d5-e15d7f768f8a/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+30%2C+2025%2C+02_13_06+PM.png J'essays - (Food) Freedom! - Make it stand out I won’t let President Trump starve me out and keep me down. Because I would really, really love to stick around. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/oh-snap monthly 0.5 2025-10-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/1e6442f7-82aa-44a5-bda2-5f2b0e9dca6d/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+29%2C+2025%2C+12_24_14+PM.png J'essays - Oh snap - Make it stand out Just like that, the Trump Administration cut off SNAP, the formal name for food stamps, leaving 42 million people scrambling to eat. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/the-flood-and-the-ark monthly 0.5 2025-10-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/7fceef3a-a9ce-4db0-afbe-bead3001170c/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+28%2C+2025%2C+07_40_55+PM.png J'essays - The flood - Make it stand out The writing’s on the wall, yet folk act like they can’t read. Now I know how Noah must’ve felt. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/pain-is-love monthly 0.5 2025-10-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/f92fb151-ad73-4720-a3c6-2b1e0cb464c4/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+19%2C+2025%2C+05_57_56+PM.png J'essays - Pain is love - Make it stand out So many folks rail against corporatism while quietly profiting from it…(Ja Rule voice) “Oh I’m, feelin’ like ya livin’ a…double life.” https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/till-i-collapse-corporatism monthly 0.5 2025-10-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/6e63d87a-4da3-4461-9811-9e3d1c16fc76/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+17%2C+2025%2C+05_43_53+PM.png J'essays - Till I collapse (corporatism) - Make it stand out Till I collapse corporatism, I’m spillin’ these j’essays as long as you feel ‘em. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/man-in-the-mirror monthly 0.5 2025-10-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/2904458f-3c30-4313-baaa-84da054df249/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+16%2C+2025%2C+07_19_15+PM.png J'essays - Man in the mirror - Make it stand out Like my man MJ, I’m starting with the man in the mirror and asking him to change his ways. Sha’mone! https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/upgrade-u monthly 0.5 2025-10-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/1fe524d8-9924-49a3-b0c2-9035e3b335c0/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+14%2C+2025%2C+06_13_48+AM.png J'essays - Upgrade u - Make it stand out Don’t wait for Queen Bey to upgrade u. Partner, let me show you how to upgrade yo’self. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/01c62457-fccb-497c-9d89-62c93b611c02/Eye+of+Horus_.jpg J'essays - Upgrade u - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/surviving-the-game monthly 0.5 2025-10-16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/ddcb4ef2-801f-4445-af2d-7e65d14f63a6/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+13%2C+2025%2C+07_13_58+PM.png J'essays - Surviving the game - Make it stand out What started off as a fun family geocaching outing ended with my oldest boy and me hunting my youngest down like Gary Busey and a host of B-movie baddies hunted down Ice T in the '90s camp classic, Surviving the Game. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/pork-pie monthly 0.5 2025-10-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/8c5aed10-24f2-41e4-a332-39a752ebc715/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+12%2C+2025%2C+09_26_38+AM.png J'essays - Pork pie - Make it stand out An impromptu roadie with a dear friend and two new ones who busted out of prison had me dreaming of British pub fare. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/gravitas monthly 0.5 2025-10-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/1b2096b3-4129-44fd-8fc3-7068062da6a7/5FFFFBE1-18F7-400A-96DE-49C78F014099.PNG J'essays - Gravitas - Make it stand out I slipped and fell on a hike with my kids— and landed on a semi-coherent theory of this three-dimensional experience we’re sharing. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/bc3f2615-440d-4ac5-ada5-f2002d93616d/Toroidal+Breathing.jpg J'essays - Gravitas - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/devils-kitchen monthly 0.5 2025-10-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/f13d28df-516c-4883-adfa-020a36c6d45c/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+6%2C+2025%2C+07_53_05+PM.png J'essays - Devil’s kitchen - Make it stand out Devil’s Kitchen is a geological feature Jodi and I visited on a stomp in Sedona. It’s so-named because a meteorite containing “magic” mushrooms infused with the DNA of ancient aliens landed there tens of thousands of years ago, and the devil—so the legend goes—fed the mushrooms to our prehistoric ancestors, unlocking consciousness in our species. I can’t back up any of that rubbish—but I do believe something like that happened somewhere in the world. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/in-my-feelings monthly 0.5 2025-10-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/b0df7443-d7aa-451e-bd98-852c0f7bd032/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+6%2C+2025%2C+09_09_41+AM.png J'essays - In my feelings - Make it stand out Sometimes my youngest son stays stuck in his feelings like Drake getting dunked on by Kendrick in a rap beef. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/human-nature monthly 0.5 2025-10-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/669e0911-de3f-4126-956b-13de9e6cb948/ChatGPT+Image+Oct+2%2C+2025%2C+11_25_03+AM.png J'essays - Human nature - Make it stand out If they say, “Why…why does he do me that way?” tell ‘em that it’s human nature. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/just-joshin monthly 0.5 2025-09-23 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/415f5990-374c-4d02-b20f-1819bd70bb42/ChatGPT+Image+Sep+22%2C+2025%2C+06_56_13+PM.png J'essays - Just joshin’ - Make it stand out My wife and I had a blast joshing around in Joshua Tree. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/the-fifth-element monthly 0.5 2025-09-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/038f3915-37fa-404e-a42e-be381565f14f/ChatGPT+Image+Sep+17%2C+2025%2C+02_23_18+PM.png J'essays - The fifth element - Make it stand out Chris Tucker goes crazy in The Fifth Element. Don’t we all? https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/roll-of-thunder-hear-my-cry monthly 0.5 2025-08-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/e23ce976-4405-4521-9319-541f1896117e/Ye+and+Trump.png J'essays - Roll of thunder, hear my cry - Make it stand out I scoffed when Kanye West claimed bass-heavy music was mind control. Now I embrace his wisdom—and plan to follow his lead in influencing White House policy. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/reset monthly 0.5 2025-08-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/fd2edecf-1a67-492d-b454-4803fecf691c/Reset.png J'essays - Reset - Make it stand out The classic Nintendo Entertainment System’s reset button was my third-best friend growing up as a hotheaded youth in the 80s, right behind my dudes Jesse and J.J. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/the-cars-that-go-boom monthly 0.5 2025-08-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/175269b8-1beb-4704-b465-3be3a522dc0f/the+boom.png J'essays - The cars that go boom - Make it stand out Unlike sistas Tigra and Bunny, the forty-five-year-old version of me sharing this three-dimensional experience with you does not like cars, especially not the ones that go boom. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/extinction-level-event monthly 0.5 2025-08-08 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/33c51c86-abb4-4141-9a7a-6df35b26bd7a/red+giant.png J'essays - Extinction-level event - Make it stand out It’s way more likely than not that human extinction will precede the sun turning into a red giant and engulfing the planet. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/crazy-love monthly 0.5 2025-08-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/c1a745cd-dc04-4659-9b3a-43c169ccdad8/neville.png J'essays - Crazy love - Make it stand out I’m grateful to have women in my life who give me love, love, love, love crazy as Aaron Neville’s hairstyle. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/for-better-or-worse monthly 0.5 2025-07-31 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/f00fc309-8186-4cc3-8e41-b2052bf9944d/grub.jpg J'essays - For better or worse - Make it stand out Chaperoning my son’s nature field trip helped me realize that humans are still in the larval stage of our species’ development. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/devil-in-the-details monthly 0.5 2025-07-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/0c8f2f07-cc9a-40e9-a3e2-a38528949755/Devils+Lake.png J'essays - Devil in the details - Make it stand out Devils Lake near the Dells is dope. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/hot-tub-time-machine monthly 0.5 2025-07-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/5f7236e1-cd11-4850-a834-f296b6f79ebe/hot+tub+time+machine.png J'essays - Hot tub time machines - Make it stand out Humans are hot tub time machines. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/clueless monthly 0.5 2025-07-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/392cdd9a-afe5-417d-9473-aa9f15caffeb/Chimpanzee+Shopping+in+the+City.png J'essays - Clueless - Make it stand out My favorite Jane Austen adaptation, Clueless, just turned 30! To the evolved version of sapiens, homo spiritus, it may as well have turned 30,000. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/big-beautiful-bs monthly 0.5 2025-07-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/0d0b1fda-6d9a-405b-8589-e4808275374b/Image.png J'essays - Big beautiful bs - Make it stand out I call big, beautiful bs on anyone who calls Trump and his laws un-American. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/the-age-of-aquarinotus monthly 0.5 2025-06-01 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/4c4b7637-6da9-4341-a5b2-545f6047f6c0/aquarius.jpeg J'essays - The Age of Aquari(not)us? - Make it stand out Women are poised to flip the script and payback’s a bitch. That might could be why Elon, Bezos, and them billionaire boyz are so hype to get off planet. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/the-genie monthly 0.5 2025-03-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/232589ad-e015-46b2-8927-48134e796ff6/satet-goddess.png J'essays - The Genie - Make it stand out Satis, Ancient Egyptian goddess of war, hunting, and fertility, and granter of wishes to those seeking love. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/lkml5gk4qhm8r0rkxdkryn27zcffj6 monthly 0.5 2025-01-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/14eae4d9-b8ca-461b-a6bc-9eff8a5b682f/flight+of+the+bumblebee.jpg J'essays - Flight of the bumblebee - Make it stand out If we look closely enough, we can see the entire universe in a bumblebee. Image courtesy of qobuz. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/megachurch monthly 0.5 2024-12-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/8c33ce7e-99a2-49e7-97dc-0ac0cb390053/Screenshot+2024-12-24+at+10.10.31%E2%80%AFAM.png J'essays - Megachurch - Make it stand out I attended megachurch and loved it. This is an AI-generated image of a pretend one. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/genesis monthly 0.5 2024-12-24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/f19504a5-2b67-4102-8561-f3837dbf1278/The_Notorious_B.I.G._-_Juicy.jpeg J'essays - Genesis - Make it stand out If you don’t know, now you know that’s the cover of The Notorious B.I.G.’s classic first single, Juicy. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/body-squabbles monthly 0.5 2024-12-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/1db1f368-d220-4993-8837-48a8af8d0c48/fight.png J'essays - Body squabbles - Make it stand out It would be booty buck wyld if our body parts squared off like it was Royal Rumble. Image courtesy of vedantu.com https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/hearts-over-smarts monthly 0.5 2024-12-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/4c5d06bf-80dd-481b-a86d-badee3a86037/Screenshot+2024-11-07+at+3.32.58%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - Heart over smart - Make it stand out Heart of Gold Bear is my pretend totem animal. That’s why I ran him back to headline this piece. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/you-cant-handle-the-truth monthly 0.5 2025-06-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/2521d4fc-b7e6-44d2-b310-59f816d69652/truth.gif J'essays - You can’t handle the truth - Make it stand out Whose truth, Jack? https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/pipe-dream monthly 0.5 2024-12-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/82e13b01-3e1e-4a10-a36c-0499d7b44a79/Screenshot+2024-12-16+at+8.27.48%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - Pipe dream - Make it stand out I believe Super Mario Bros. 2 was a plumber’s ayahuasca journey https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/beats-over-beef monthly 0.5 2024-12-16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/d9315247-c6a5-43b0-ab93-3e4744593ec4/tupac+and+biggie.png J'essays - Beats over beef - Make it stand out What’s beef? Photograph: Allstar/LIONS GATE FILMS https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/aldis-and-tigers-and-bears-oh-my monthly 0.5 2024-12-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/677156a2-4f9b-4128-a136-68fe6f78348a/6661-6779-W-Indiantown-Rd-Jupiter-FL-Building-Photo-1-HighDefinition.jpg J'essays - Aldi’s and tigers and bears (oh my!) - Make it stand out I’m an Aldi’s regular and work out at Planet Fitness. This tells you all you need to know about whether or not my books are currently blowing up the bestseller charts. Just you wait! Photo courtesy of LoopNet. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/mountain-man monthly 0.5 2024-12-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/612ccde2-3c7c-4721-b05c-df505f53f56b/1024px-Santa_monica_mountains_canyon.jpg J'essays - Mountain man - Make it stand out The Santa Monica Mountains near my mentor’s California crib, where we took a lovely hike and shared a magical moment. Image courtesy of Wikipedia. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/rooted-in-green monthly 0.5 2024-12-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/9f63ee23-c3a3-4c84-aa28-118f7b0f87f2/Screenshot+2024-12-06+at+9.23.19%E2%80%AFAM.png J'essays - Rooted in green - Make it stand out A rendering of the A’s planned Las Vegas stadium. It looks like a futuristic, AI-generated armadillo. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/movement-medicine monthly 0.5 2024-12-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/64fdd006-d6ed-4e28-a934-f9974f6e52cd/Jodi+Movement+Mediicine.jpg J'essays - Movement medicine - Make it stand out My wife, partner (in crime and love), and homey lover friend, Jodi Lopez (pictured above), invented Movement Medicine as a healing modality. Or at least she came up with the phrase “Movement Medicine” to describe part of her practice, and it hits hard af. She’s the dopest healer I know. Learn more about Jodi and her practice at https://www.dirtyfootyogini.com/ https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/plastics monthly 0.5 2024-12-03 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/1484e4f1-cb71-4b9e-8977-ddcf1d0ecf76/Screenshot+2024-12-02+at+11.04.48%E2%80%AFAM.png J'essays - Plastic values - Make it stand out MJ in his early days https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/fairy-tales monthly 0.5 2025-01-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/771acb65-9ce0-4f70-9eeb-f38d55b4b2a4/Screenshot+2024-11-30+at+8.39.19%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - Fairy tales - Make it stand out Fe, fi, fo fum! Get greedy, they’ll chop you down, son! https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/love-and-justice monthly 0.5 2024-11-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/ae63d934-14fb-45a7-ad88-abdb447a74d8/Heat.jpg J'essays - Love and justice - Make it stand out Heat is the GOAT of sneaky love stories. Those men loved each other so damn much. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/my-saguaro-teacher monthly 0.5 2024-11-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/e2bef778-109f-43da-ae30-837c4a6faa20/Screenshot+2024-11-27+at+4.18.52%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - My Saguaro Teacher - Make it stand out Lean back! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/cb2122dc-852c-41f3-ae08-a47dd9c62f99/Screenshot+2024-11-27+at+4.17.55%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - My Saguaro Teacher - Make it stand out Saguaro family https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/4b603a41-5701-45fb-8756-b84690ac0ca6/Screenshot+2024-11-27+at+4.31.21%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - My Saguaro Teacher - Make it stand out Hug it out https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/1350c6ce-7d0c-4d1a-a093-0c1ea7d92d57/Screenshot+2024-11-27+at+4.17.36%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - My Saguaro Teacher - Make it stand out It’s complicated https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/b764956a-e15e-4594-8102-9374fa89b66b/Screenshot+2024-11-27+at+4.16.56%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - My Saguaro Teacher - Make it stand out Climate change is doing a number on my friends https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/a271486f-f153-4c30-b6a4-d98f31bbfcbb/Screenshot+2024-11-27+at+4.17.18%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - My Saguaro Teacher - Make it stand out Lovers’ quarrel https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/558cb034-4ee2-407c-aea1-ae8d97e2f5bf/Screenshot+2024-11-27+at+4.29.40%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - My Saguaro Teacher - Make it stand out Artsy crowd https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/fd4d520e-13ce-4dfc-9110-ad5470ba81fd/Screenshot+2024-11-27+at+4.39.48%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - My Saguaro Teacher - Make it stand out Is that a ‘guaro, or are you just happy to see me? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/5c23964c-24d9-483e-b874-a88a265b0f96/Screenshot+2024-11-27+at+4.18.18%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - My Saguaro Teacher - Make it stand out I love my Saguaro friends so much https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/chaco-canyon monthly 0.5 2024-12-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/a9dc1b1a-a19d-4809-9492-7b6c334d8d7d/Screenshot+2024-11-26+at+7.03.47%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - Chaco Canyon - Make it stand out Pueblo Bonito Great House at Chaco Canyon from on high. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/00451002-6da1-4fab-9a47-3c92afd47e17/Screenshot+2024-11-26+at+6.41.54%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - Chaco Canyon - Make it stand out Pueblo Bonito on low. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/57f37c3f-256c-4b18-9f0d-0d4290ed87e6/Screenshot+2024-11-27+at+6.51.08%E2%80%AFAM.png J'essays - Chaco Canyon - Make it stand out Rainbows in the clouds https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/08306262-c475-4b37-bba4-0e4d7e4e9f9e/Screenshot+2024-11-26+at+7.11.58%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - Chaco Canyon - Make it stand out Pueblo Alto at the top https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/5dc0ccf1-6593-4cbd-8abf-54f9a1c55602/Screenshot+2024-11-26+at+7.32.13%E2%80%AFPM.png J'essays - Chaco Canyon - Make it stand out Wanda and I made it through the night to another desert Days Inn, praise the universe. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/aint-no-better monthly 0.5 2025-01-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/e2285aff-31b4-437f-96aa-821f680f4aeb/Screenshot+2024-11-24+at+12.05.31%E2%80%AFAM.png J'essays - Ain’t no better - Make it stand out My spidey sense says that even though we’re different, we’re still all the same. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/045ig8r35g2t9hm9u0p725juqolu6r monthly 0.5 2024-11-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/de1447cd-4710-48ce-b511-438a77d2caeb/images.png J'essays - Access denied - Make it stand out Sometimes, we need to trust our bodies, STFU, and keep it moving. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/delta-delta-delta monthly 0.5 2024-11-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/00d91a28-fd70-4e61-a4ef-59d86ffa6af1/maxresdefault.jpg J'essays - Delta delta delta - Make it stand out Delta! Delta! Delta! My grandmother was a Delta, only she was a member of the Black Deltas, and not the real white Deltas or the pretend white Deltas from this SNL skit that was not super popular, but I still enjoyed it. https://www.joshuareacewilliams.com/jessay/bidness monthly 0.5 2024-11-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6722cd72bdae7a7a25588c0e/7921ba5c-97e5-43d4-8b5d-e929d8f4417a/Screenshot+2024-11-17+at+9.15.14%E2%80%AFAM.png J'essays - Bidness - Make it stand out Uncle Scrooge goes duckwyld with a headfirst dive into his money bin. 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